The complete, unabridged, and in all other ways "official" anthology of PANGERisms*.

Celebrity
1. AC/DC's PANGus Young
2. Actor Jackie PANG
3. Actress Jessica PANG
4. Brian PANG-blom
5. Captain PANGaroo
6. Former leader of Taiwan PANG kai Shek
7. Ice-T, the original PANGsta
8. PANGus Khan
9. Tennis star Michael PANG
10. WolfPANG Mozart
11. WolfPANG Puck
12. WWF's Kurt PANGles

Food and drink
13. Hunger PANGS
14. Lemon merPANG pie
15. Orange-flavored PANG
16. Steak lovers like Black PANGus
17. Tropical fruit: PANGoes

Geography
18. African country of PANGola
19. PANGor, Maine
20. West PANGk

Publications
21. The magazine PANGora

Miscellaneous
22. After a long night of drinking, there is nothing worse than having a PANGover
23. Ba da bing, ba da PANG
24. Bing, PANG, boom
25. Bloodhound PANG
26. BoomerPANG
27. Clubber PANG
28. Hanky PANGky
29. He got some serious PANG time on that dunk
30. I'm starting to get a headache from reading all these, I need a PANG reliever
31. It takes two to PANGO
32. More PANG for the buck
33. PANG glider
34. PANG gliding
35. PANG hook
36. PANG ten
37. PANGER management classes
38. PANGhi moon
39. PANGing by a thread
40. PANGkok
41. PANGled up in blue
42. PANGlican Church
43. PANGnail
44. PANGxiety attack
45. The balance of life: Yin and PANG
46. The big PANG theory
47. The whole ShePANG
48. What car does Panger drive? A ford MusPANG

Movies
49. Beyond PANGoon
50. Buckwheat was part of Our PANG
51. Last PANGo in Paris
52. PANG 'em high
53. PANG the drum slowly
54. PANGbusters
55. PANGo and Cash
56. White PANG

Musical artists
57. "Walk like an Egyptian" by the PANGles
58. k.d. PANG
59. Kool and the PANG
60. PANGgreen
61. Sugar Hill PANG
62. Wu PANG clan

NHL players
63. Daymond PANGkow
64. Jamie PANGenbrunner
65. Robert PANG

Quote
66. Ben Franklin once said "We have to PANG together or we'll surely PANG separately
67. From Caddyshack, "Hey PANG, it's a parking lot!!"
68. Lerch in the Adams family asked, "You PANG?"
69. T.S. Eliot said, "This is the way the world ends: not with a PANG, but with a whimper"

Song titles and lyrics
70. "Auld PANG syne"
71. "Back on the chain PANG"
72. "Chitty chitty PANG PANG"
73. Coolio's "PANGSTA'S Paradise"
74. Everybody have fun tonight, everybody PANG CHUNG tonight
75. From Eric Clapton's great CD Behind the Sun, "PANGled in love"
76. from the B-52's "Love Shack": PANG, PANG, PANG, on the door baby
77. I don't want to work, I want to PANG on the drums all day
78. Kenny Loggins' "Highway to the PANGER zone"
79. Marc Anthony's "You PANG to me"
80. "Mister BoPANGles"
81. PANG PANG PANG went the trolley
82. "PANGkee doodle dandy"
83. Quiet Riot's "PANG your head"
84. Ramones' "Suzy was a head PANGER"
85. REM's "PANG and blame"
86. Roger Miller's "PANG me"
87. Savoy Brown's "PANG-dang-doodle"
88. Shooting down the walls of hreatache, PANG, PANG
89. T Rex and Power Station sang, "PANG a gong, get it on"
90. Ted Nugent's "PANG, PANG sweet Darren PANG"
91. "The Star PANGLED banner"
92. "Workin' on the chain PANG"

Television shows
93. HeadPANGers Ball on MTV
94. PANGin with Mr. Cooper

* PANGERisms can only be added to the official lexicon by appearance in John Buccigross' ESPN.com column.