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Saturday, September 28
 
The wacky, wild and unforgettable 2002

By Jayson Stark
ESPN.com

What a year, what a year. Barry Bonds spent more time on base than he did in his house. Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling put up more K's than K Mart.

David Eckstein proved a lot better at chasing his elusive grand slam than Tiger Woods. And nobody gummed up the memorabilia industry better than Luis Gonzalez.

What a year, what a year. Let's look back on it, in all its goofy splendor.

Injuries of the year

  • Mark Grace broke a toe just before the All-Star break, when he learned teammate Damian Miller had made the All-Star team and was walking across the clubhouse to congratulate him -- and somehow slammed into a couch.

  • The always-colorful Marty Cordova had to miss a May 23 game in Oakland -- after burning his face at a tanning salon, while on a West-Coast trip.

  • Mets reliever Satoru Komiyama had to go on the disabled list when he bruised his right middle finger -- by closing his garage door on it.

  • Yankees rookie Juan Rivera was scratched from the lineup June 8 after getting lost on the subway and arriving late. So he scrambled out to the outfield to take flyballs -- and broke his kneecap running into a maintenance truck.

  • Mike Sweeney almost cost himself the batting title because he missed a month of the season with a back injury. And how did he get hurt? Riding in the back seat of a relative's truck -- because he wanted to let his mother sit in the front seat.

  • Grand prize injury of the year winner: The only bite Yankees left-hander Randy Keisler was interested in was the bite on his breaking ball. Instead, he got another kind of bite -- from a pygmy rattlesnake in his back yard. And what was he doing in his back yard? He was home recovering from shoulder surgery -- so he got hurt while he was already hurt.

    It was all worth it, though, just to produce GM Brian Cashman's quip about Keisler's run of bad luck: "He's snakebit."

    Bondage of the year
    It's getting a little ridiculous, what Barry Bonds is doing to this sport of his.

    Barry Bonds
    He's pretty good: Bonds is headed for second his straight MVP Award and fifth of his career.

    A .400 on-base percentage used to be pretty good. But it wouldn't get you with 180 percentage points of Barry.

    We used to think 100 walks was amazing, too. Barry might draw 200.

    Remember when we used to compliment 38-year-old guys for hitting .270? Barry is hitting .370.

    Only three mortals in the National League had a slugging percentage over .600. Barry thinks you're in a slump if you're not slugging .800.

    It's a farce. Get this man some higher league he can move up to so he can stop toying with this one. He's so beyond the rest of his peers, you can barely describe it. But a lot of people tried anyway this year.

  • From Oakland A's assistant GM Paul DePodesta, on this spectacle: "He's like Danny Almonte, playing against all those Little Leaguers."

  • From then-Dodgers reliever Terry Mulholland, on a 459-foot homer he gave up to Bonds in April that just missed becoming the first home run ever hit into Dodger Stadium's upper deck: "He's not going to hit 1,000 home runs this year. If he does, I guess we'll have to quit pitching to him."

  • From Padres coach Tim Flannery, on the humongous June 5 home run Bonds launched over the stands and off the scoreboard in San Diego: "It was like it had flubber in it."

  • From Yankees manager Joe Torre, on the historic and electrifying rocket Bonds crunched waaaayyyy up in Yankee Stadium's upper deck June 8, in his second game ever at The Stadium: "I chose not to watch it -- because I probably would have pulled a muscle, jumping out to look for it."

  • From Marc Nierman, the fan from San Diego who caught that home run, 20 rows up in the upper deck at Yankee Stadium: "I never thought I was going to get a ball up here. They make that announcement before the game to watch out for batted balls. I was like, 'Yeah, right.'"

  • From Reds manager Bob Boone, after intentionally walking Bonds with no one on base: "There are two guys I would have walked there -- Bonds and Babe Ruth. And I might not have walked Ruth with Gehrig hitting behind him."

  • And one more, from Luis Gonzalez, after finally watching a pitcher who could keep Bonds in the park -- Diamondbacks bullpen catcher Jeff Motuzas, who held Bonds to just two home runs in 12 swings in the All-Star Home Run Derby: "We told him we've got to activate him and start calling him into these games. Curt Schilling said, 'All this time I've been trying to get Barry out with 96 mile-an-hour fastballs. I should have just been throwing it up there at 74, on the hands.'"

    Whiffmasters of the year
    What stands 13 feet, 2 inches tall, pitches with both hands, just got through striking out 649 hitters and finished the year 47-12?

    Why, it's America's greatest tag team since The Von Erichs -- Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling.

    Their regular-season reign of terror is over now. After 27 double-figure strikeout games. After three 17-strikeout games, a 16, a 15, two 14s, two 13s and three 12s. After 10 starts allowing three hits or fewer.

    How'd you like to have been a hitter facing these two co-aces?

    Debut of the year
    The good news for perennial minor-league star Ron Wright was that, after nine professional seasons, he finally made it to the big leagues this year.

    The bad news was, if his first game was supposed to be the end of his storybook journey, he'd like to fire the author immediately.

    On April 14, Wright was the Mariners' starting DH. His three at-bats went like this: strikeout, double play, triple play.

    So in three at-bats, he somehow made six outs. One of which was a 1-6-2-5-1-4 triple play in which Wright was thrown out trying to make it to second for the final out. According to the Elias Sports Bureau, he was the first player to hit into a triple play in his big-league debut since Leo Foster did it for the Braves on July 9, 1971.

    Bret Boone's sympathetic words afterward to Wright, who was sent back to farm land from whence he came the next day: "I said, 'Hey dude, that was bad.'"

  • From Milwaukee's Jeffrey Hammonds, after a 17-strikeout one-hitter by Schilling against the Brewers: "It was one of those games where you either want him on your side or you want to watch from the couch."

  • From then-Rockies coach-humorist Rich Donnelly, after Johnson's 17-strikeout two-hitter against Colorado on April 21: "They could have given six of their players the day off, and nobody even would have known it. And if they wanted to save time and shorten the game, they could have dragged the infield when he was out there. They could have held a giveaway deal behind second base every inning. Kids could have come out and run the bases. It wouldn't have bothered him."

  • From Rockies quote machine Larry Walker, after Johnson overmatched them Thursday to throw an emergency break on the Diamondbacks' shocking six-game losing streak: "We did all we could. But when you've got God on the mound against you, it's tough."

  • And, finally, from Yankees rookie Marcus Thames -- who shocked even himself by hitting the first pitch he saw in his major-league career for a home run -- off the Big Unit (the four previous players to get their first at-bat against Johnson had hit a combined zero fair balls): "I'm just going to sit here a minute, get up and call everybody, and go home and watch SportsCenter and Baseball Tonight ... all night."

    Gum rapper of the year
    Next time you go to the mall, you might see more than a shoe store. You might see a Chew Store.

    Hey, it's practically inevitable, now that a piece of Luis Gonzalez's used bubblegum has sold for (gulp) $10,000. That actually happened, here in the world we live in, a few months back. And we were pretty sure it was a clear sign of the impending demise of modern civilization --until one of our favorite demented baseball minds, the now-retired Casey Candaele, convinced us otherwise:

    "Now people won't be so mad when they step on a piece of gum and they find it on the bottom of their shoes," Candaele said. "They'll actually be happy. They'll go do a DNA test and see whose gum it really was.

    "And it will help the pollution problem. People won't be throwing gum around on the streets anymore. After they chew it, they'll save it and store it -- so they can sell it in a pinch. So see? This will actually be good for us.

    "And it will help with the tobacco problem, because everyone will be chewing gum instead of tobacco. So see? Everybody thought this was bad. Actually, it's really going to be great. Everybody thought this meant the demise of civilization. It's actually brought us to a new level. We've had the Ice Age and the Bronze Age. Now we have the Gum Age. Or if it's sugar-free, the Sucrose Age. It's gonna be great."

    Save of the year
    You would think that cheap saves don't come any cheaper than Willie Banks' July 23 save of a dramatic 22-4 game. But amazingly, Banks doesn't win our Cheapest Save of the Year award.

    Nope, that honor goes to Rangers reliever Randy Flores -- who got a save of Texas' 9-6 win over the Astros on June 14 without throwing a strike.

    How does that happen? We'll tell you how.

    Flores entered the game with two outs in the ninth, Richard Hidalgo on first base and Orlando Merced at the plate. He threw one pitch. Catcher Pudge Rodriguez then picked Hidalgo off first to end the game. And presto, Randy Flores had just earned his first career save ... without retiring a hitter.

    "Just the way we choreographed it in spring training," Flores chuckled.

    Quadruple threats of the year
    Babe Ruth never had a four-homer game. Hank Aaron never had a four-homer game. Mark McGwire never had a four-homer game.

    Heck, until we turned our calendars to May this year, nobody had had a four-homer game in nine years.

    And then, of course, two guys had one in three weeks. That's baseball.

    Mike Cameron hit four on May 2. So Shawn Green had no choice but to hit four himself on May 23. What a sport.

    The great Sultan of Swat Stats, SABR home run historian David Vincent, tells us that until Cameron stepped to the plate at Comiskey Park that night, there had been 39,256 home runs, 2,400 multihomer games and 100 three-homer games since the last four-homer game in baseball, by Mark Whiten, on Sept. 7, 1993.

    And then, for reasons you'd need Miss Cleo to explain, Mike Cameron hit four homers in four at-bats, four homers in five innings, four in seven swings.

    "The pitcher," Cameron told Year in Review, "was just looking at me like, 'No way. What am I gonna throw now? I know I've gotta throw something, but what am I gonna throw?' It was a weird feeling, man."

    Then there was Green, who had hit three home runs all season when he stepped off the plane in Milwaukee before game No. 45. He then proceeded to hit two in his next game, four two days later and 10 over a week. (He joined Frank Howard in the 10 Homers in a Week Club, if you're wondering.)

    And both of our four-homer horsemen still can't figure out where all those home runs came from. Maybe they were possessed by the retired spirit of Bob Horner or Rocky Colavito.

    "It feels like it's not me doing this," Green said. "It's like it's someone else, and I'm along for the ride."

    "It was unbelievable," Cameron said, the morning after his four-homer eruption. "It's still unbelievable. I'm just laughing about it. I can't stop. I think I was laughing in my sleep last night. I was like, 'No way I did that.'"

    Aw, sure he did. That's baseball.

    Tie-up of the year
    When we comb through the classic All-Star Game images in our memory banks some day, what will we see? Pete Rose squashing Ray Fosse. Reggie pounding one off the Tiger Stadium light tower. Johnny Callison homering off Dick Radatz. And of course, your chilling All-Star memory from 2002:

    Bud Selig throwing up his hands in bewilderment after being informed his managers had run out of healthy people to pitch ... with the game still tied.

    What a mess. But we figure we have two choices when we look back on the debacle that this night became: 1) We can heed the words of NL manager Bob Brenly and remember that we "got everything you could ask for in an All-Star Game -- except a winner." Or 2) we can be grateful that it gave Jay Leno and David Letterman enough material for a month.

    The best of the late-night All-Star quips:

  • From Letterman: "Congratulations to George W. Bush. Last night the Supreme Court declared him the winner of last night's All-Star Game."

  • And from Leno, on our poor friend, the commish: "Baseball commissioner Bud Selig is now 5 points behind Osama bin Laden in the popularity polls."

    Frozen ropester of the year
    They always said Ted Williams had ice in his veins. Now he's just turned the tables a little. His veins are in ice. Once, the sight of Williams' sweet swing gave us chills. Now we're giving him chills.

    So as long as we're in the midst of one giant Leno-Letterman monologue, might as well recall their top five lines on the Frigid Splinter:

    5. From Letterman: "The only other thing the Red Sox have on ice indefinitely, besides Ted Williams, is their bottle of World Series victory champagne."

    4. From Leno: "California's now in a Stage Two power alert. So please, if you're planning to freeze any Hall of Fame baseball players, wait until the off-peak hours."

    3. From Letterman: "I get up in the morning, and I'm watching the Martha Stewart show, and she's showing you how to properly thaw Ted Williams."

    Doubleheader of the year
    All day-night doubleheaders are a long day's journey into insanity. But on July 23, the Red Sox and Devil Rays staged one of the most incomprehensible doubleheaders ever played. And not just because, in the middle of it, Willie Banks saved a 22-4 game.

    In Game 1 that afternoon, the Devil Rays jumped ahead, 4-0. Then, over a period of close to 11 hours, the Red Sox outscored the Devil Rays, 26-ZILCH.

    That's 26 unanswered runs, friends. In one day. The last time a team scored 26 runs in a row, according to the Elias Sports Bureau, it was the 1995 Orioles -- and it took them five days.

    But that wasn't even the most amazing part of this doubleheader. After all that -- after giving up 26 unanswered runs, after losing their 10th game in a row to the Red Sox, after not scoring a run for almost 11 hours -- the Devil Rays somehow scored five runs in the ninth inning of Game 2. And won it, 5-4.

    Asked to recall all that by the St. Petersburg Times' Marc Topkin, Rays catcher Toby Hall was physically and mentally unable to do so.

    "It was a blur," Hall said. "It was like I had a concussion back there."

    2. From Leno: "The son of Ted Williams wants to freeze Ted's body to save his DNA. But the daughter says that is against Ted's wishes. The son wants to freeze him, the daughter wants to cremate him, and Anna Nicole Smith wants to marry him."

    And the No. 1 quip, from Letterman: "Ted Williams' daughter wants to cremate him, and his son wants to freeze him. Bud Selig stepped in and declared it a tie -- and said they'd stuff him."

    Elected unofficial of the year
    If there was one thing more screwy than the All-Star Game itself this year, it was, of course, the annual carnival that is the All-Star Voting System.

    Until literally the last couple of weeks before the close of voting, the leading All-Star vote-getters in the National League outfield were Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Vladimir Guerrero and, of course, Armando Rios.

    Uh, Armando Rios?

    Hey, you've got us. In fact, you've got him. How did a man who had no home runs and nine RBIs in the first half hang in there among the leading vote-getters for all those weeks? How did he still manage to finish with more votes than Shawn Green, Larry Walker, Gary Sheffield or his own, massively more heralded teammate, Brian Giles?

    "Maybe," Rios told the Beaver County Times' John Perrotto, "it's like the Broward County election. Maybe the space to punch my name is lined up wrong and the votes that are going to me should be going to Barry or Sammy."

    Personal touch of the year
    We now present a list of just some of the people who have never hit a grand slam and a three-run home run in the same game. You may have heard of one or two of them:

    Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Junior Griffey, Juan Gonzalez, Jeff Bagwell, Gary Sheffield, Mike Piazza, Larry Walker, Todd Helton and Jason Giambi.

    But on June 2, Phillies pitcher Robert Person -- playing for a team that had gotten no extra-base hits from any position player with the bases loaded all season -- somehow hit a slam in the first inning against the Expos, then hit a three-run bomb in the fifth.

    It was quite a sight, all right -- particularly for Person's incredulous teammates. Here's how our favorite Phillies outfielder-quipsmith, Doug Glanville, reviewed it:

  • On Person's trot after the slam, which didn't set any land-speed records: "He was going so slowly," Glanville said, "that I thought he was actually moving backward. ... If you can move slowly enough to pass yourself, he accomplished that."

  • On whether Person was trying to make a point to Expos manager Frank Robinson, who suspended him last year for six games for allegedly throwing at Reggie Sanders: "I think," Glanville theorized, "he wanted to get an RBI for every game he was suspended."

    Lefttist of the year
    Speaking of unlikely homers, they don't get much more improbable than this:

    On May 23, that 150-pound switch-hitting Marlins mighty mite, Luis Castillo, did something he assured us he'd never done in his life -- not even in tee ball: He hit a home run left-handed. In the 1,772nd left-handed at-bat of his career.

    Not that Castillo was exactly A-Rod from the right side, either, you understand. He hadn't hit a home run from any side of the plate in 308 at-bats at the time, dating back to Aug. 8, 2001.

    And not to suggest that his teammates were astonished by this homer, or anything. But Marlins utility humorist Andy Fox told Year in Review: "I thought we'd figure out the cure for the common cold and eliminate taxes before he hit one left-handed."

    Grand slammer of the year
    And now the final proof that, as Joaquin Andujar always said, the one word that describes baseball is still "youneverknow:"

    David Eckstein
    David Eckstein rounds third after his game-winning grand slam in the 14th inning on April 28. The Angels were just 10-14 at the time.

    Who led the major leagues in grand slams this year? No, not Bonds, Sosa, Jim Thome or even Robert Person.

    It was a 5-foot-6 human dust storm in Anaheim who claimed he'd never before hit a grand slam in his life, even in Wiffle Ball -- Angels leadoff sensation David Eckstein. He somehow hit three of them.

    No Angel had hit a grand slam in two years before April 27. Then, of course, Eckstein proceeded to hit a slam two days in a row -- the second of which just happened to win a game with two outs in the 14th inning and his team trailing by a run.

    By June 12, Eckstein was up to three grand slams, one more home run of any other denomination. So there might not have been a bigger upset all season than the sight of Eckstein coming to the plate that day with the bases loaded -- and only hitting a three-run triple, instead of his regularly scheduled slam into the first row.

    Asked his reaction to this stunning event, teammate Darin Erstad quipped: "I was surprised he didn't get booed for not hitting a home run."

    Drug crust of the year
    Hoo boy, what a year. It was The Year They Didn't Contract. It was The Year They Didn't Strike. It was The Year They Didn't Finish the All-Star Game. And then, to add to all that levity, along came The Great Steroid Craze.

    We don't remember it being your basic laugh riot at the time. But since it did result in about 18 trillion steroid questions being hurled at players from coast to coast, it couldn't help but result in at least a few amusing answers:

  • Third prize. From the Cubs' Delino DeShields: "You look around this clubhouse, there are some bad bodies in here. Half of these guys need to be on something."

  • Second prize. From Boston's Brian Daubach: "You don't get a body like mine with steroids -- unless you took the wrong ones."

  • And our grand-prize winner, the always-entertaining Rickey Henderson: "The (Sports Illustrated) article said 50 percent. Well, I'm not one of them -- so that's 49 percent right there."

    Trade of the year
    When we look back on the great midseason trades of 2002, we'll think of what? The Scott Rolen deal? The three-team Jeff Weaver-Ted Lilly-Carlos Pena extravaganza? The Bartolo Colon Joins the Don't Contract Us Expos trade?

    Well, some might remember those deals first and foremost. But not us. Because the most fun trade all season occurred June 18, when -- just before a Braves-Tigers game in Atlanta -- the Braves traded longtime outfield prospect George Lombard. To (who else?) the Tigers.

    Which enabled Lombard to pull off one of the great feats of the 21st century:

    Before the same game, he took batting practice with both teams.

    First, he took BP with the Braves. Then he was told he was traded, walked across the field, put on a new uniform and took BP again, with the Tigers.

    Still later that night, just a few hours after taking batting practice in the same group as Kevin Millwood, he was sent up by the Tigers to pinch-hit against Millwood.

    All he did was fly out to right. But then he successfully returned to the dugout -- the Tigers' dugout, fortunately.

    "I'm quick," he told Booth Newspapers' Danny Knobler. "I catch on fast. I knew which dugout to go to."

    Big EEEEEEEE of the year
    Another thing we'll never forget about this year was the bizarre and unexpected Implosion of the Mets.

    OK, to not beat the Braves is something all NL East teams can relate to. But how a team that employed Edgardo Alfonzo, Roberto Alomar and Rey Ordonez could lead the league in errors is one of the great upsets of modern times.

    Ordonez alone was such an April disaster that, at one point, he committed twice as many errors in two weeks (eight) as he made all season in 1999 (four). It was so weird, it was almost comical -- even, occasionally, to Ordonez himself.

    One day, he was in the clubhouse, rolling a ball to his 2-year-old son, Anthony Rey. Whereupon his son proceeded to clank one.

    "Just," Ordonez laughed, "like your father."

    Marathon men of the year
    In the Year the Twins Refused to Go Away, catcher A.J. Pierzynski took that way too literally April 30. He had back-to-back trips to the plate that lasted an amazing 13 pitches apiece. At one point, he even hit a foul ball that was caught by his cousin. Eventually, he fouled off 20 pitches in two at-bats. Which has to be some kind of record.

    Pierzynski on what he was thinking during all that: "I was trying," he said, "to hit a foul ball to every person in the stands."

  • Meanwhile, on Aug. 6, the Phillies and Padres staged a marathon of a different kind. They played 16 thoroughly enjoyable innings on the Phillies' first day of a West-Coast trip, finally figuring out a way to end it at 3 a.m., Body Clock Daylight Time.

    "A couple of times," said Phillies quotesmith Doug Glanville, "I thought the sun came up. Then I realized, 'No, that isn't the sun. It's just another zero.'"

    Fashion statement of the year
    You didn't need to be a closer personal relative of Calvin Klein to know that what happened to Astros reliever T.J. Mathews and Rockies fashionplate Larry Walker this season was bound to happen one of these days.

    In an age in which each team has something like 419 different uniform combinations, it was only a matter of time until somebody made it onto the field wearing a different combination than his 24 teammates.

    Well, it happened this year twice-- once to Mathews, then to Walker. They actually played in real games wearing the wrong shirt. Right color, wrong lettering.

    "I think MLB needs to hire a coordinator," Astros broadcast humorist Jim Deshaies told Year in Review. "They have umpire supervisors. I think they need a fashion supervisor, somebody like Donna Karan. She could dispatch her minions in the field to go to all the clubhouses and make sure everybody is properly attired."

    And that could be just the beginning. If baseball would just get more fashion-conscious, it could have all kinds of far-reaching advantages.

    "If baseball really wants to reach out and broaden its fan base, reach more women, they can survey people, see if they like these new styles," Deshaies said. "If they'd done that years ago, we could have avoided all sorts of bad looks: The Astros rainbow shirts. Those old Padres uniforms -- whatever they were supposed to be. The Pirates train hats. The White Sox shorts. Think of all the bad fashion looks we could have avoided over the years. Well, there's no reason for that anymore."

    Come to think of it, there was no reason for it then, either. But that's another story.

    Game of the year
    And finally, it's time for Year in Review to pick its official Best Game of the Year. And the winner is ...

    The tremendous, 13-12, 14-inning, 494-pitch classic between the Yankees and Twins on May 17 -- a game that ended with Jason Giambi's epic walkoff grand slam, one which made Giambi the second American Leaguer in history to hit a game-ending extra-inning slam with his team trailing by three. The other: Babe Ruth.

    When Giambi's slam returned to earth, it had turned what looked like a 12-9 loss into an unforgettable win. But not for everybody.

    We would like to report that nobody on the Yankees will ever forget it. But that's not exactly true -- since one member of the Yankees never even knew it happened. Not for another 10 hours, at least.

    He was the next day's starting pitcher, Ted Lilly. The Yankees sent him home in the middle of the game so he could rest for his start the next afternoon. And nobody can't say Ted Lilly doesn't follow orders.

    They sent him home to get some sleep. So he went to sleep, as ordered.

    You might have thought the first thing he would have done the next morning is jump out of bed and turn on Sportscenter, log onto ESPN.com or at least check the newspaper. But instead ...

    At 10:30 the next morning, he and teammate Randy Choate were waiting for their ride to the ballpark in front of their apartment building, when Lilly turned to Choate and asked: "By the way, who won last night?"

    Piazza to go of the year
    When he wasn't holding news conferences to announce he was still heterosexual, Mets catcher Mike Piazza remained the most down-to-earth, most erudite and, most importantly, most hilarious superstar in our midst.

    Our favorite Piazza line of 2002 came when he suffered a May hamstring injury that required intensive therapy.

    "I feel like a shrimp cocktail," Piazza said, "I've spent so much time on ice."

    Jayson Stark is a senior writer for ESPN.com.









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