J.Lo has kicked hubby No.2 to the curb and made it clear to Puff that he's barking up the wrong butt. Will she ever find another to love? Well, with our help and some luck, yes! We sifted through the dating pool -- one jock at a time -- and handicapped their chances. In case they run into her at Bennigan's.

	These guys should really just try begging.

JEREMY SHOCKEY, N.Y. Giants

His come-on: "I'd say I respect her 100% as an artist. Then I'd explain that the best way to get over a guy is to find a new one as soon as possible. But I'm not fanatical about her or anything."

His chances: 0%. Your love ain't worth a thing.

BARRY ZITO, Oakland A's

His come-on: "I wouldn't give an arm or a leg for a date with J.Lo, but if I saw her at a party, I'd probably talk to her about her music. Then I'd tell her that Latin women are my fetish."

His chances: 20%. JYeah for talking about her. JNo for talking about you.

JEFF McINNIS, L.A. Clippers

His come-on: "I'd mack her as hard as I could. But she did my man Puffy wrong, and look at what she just did to this new guy. She's like a dude. I'd be her friend -- she knows a lot of women. Maybe she could hook me up."

His chances: 50%. Chicks don't dig ambivalence. Or it drives them wild.

RYAN DEMPSTER, Florida Marlins

His come-on: "I can't stand her. I think she's fake. That marriage was a scam. It was just so she could distance herself from Puffy. So my best pick-up line would be a put-down."

His chances: 100%. We have a winner. (Hey, hard-to-get works every time.)

This article appears in the July 8 issue of ESPN The Magazine.