WORKING TITLE: A Cheesy Portrait

	Steve is ready for his close-up -- on second thought ...

CAST: Sean Penn or Billy Bob Thornton would play me. I just think those are great actors. I don't think I've ever seen them in an athletic role, but they could pull it off. Or we just wouldn't need basketball scenes. After Sean Penn did Spicoli, he could probably do Dirk Nowitzki, too. Michael Finley? Let me think. I don't know. He could play himself. Did you see him in "Like Mike". He was great. Nellie would be played by Arvydas Sabonis. They have the same face.  You never noticed that? I think Arvydas linguistically could be challenged.  But I think he's capable of the cuss words.

PLOT SYNOPSIS:  A very silly plot with no real story line. Kinda ... Whatever. I don't know. I couldn't even tell you a plot. It'd be strange. Maybe not Being John Malkovich weird but there'd be a lot of eye raised, that's for sure.