Tuesday, March 7
Purple haze: Marino in Minnesota
 
By Ray Ratto
Special to ESPN.com

  Dan Marino the Minnesota Viking seems such a strange notion, but only because a man who has worn aquamarine his entire life has to learn the art of looking good in purple.

Dan Marino , Brandon Noble
Dan Marino's final season in Miami was a bruising experience.

And don't even get us started about trading orange trim for yellow.

Besides, the Marino-to-Vikingtown story is screwy enough without getting into the agony of wardrobe changes.

According to anybody whose last name ends in .com, Marino has been named the Vikings' new starting quarterback by coach Dennis Green, despite the fact that Marino hasn't signed anything with Viking letterhead upon it.

Somehow, we're going to guess, this job wasn't posted on the Vikings' union bulletin board.

True, the Vikings are in a bit of a bind, since Green has already made it clear that he wants neither Randall Cunningham nor Jeff George to be his quarterback despite the 25 wins they amassed between them the last two years.

That's OK. Cunningham didn't want to take a pay cut, and George is, well, George --- cursed at birth for reasons beyond our ken.

Plus, Marino's eminently available, having been given a slow-motion bum's rush in Miami for felony aging. He still has lots of arm, and plenty of want-to. Why, a quick meeting or two between the Vikings and agent Marvin Demoff, and we ought to have us a deal.

It's a marriage made in, well, Costco.

Think about it a moment. Consider the odds of a quarterback with Marino's pedigree being out there in the remainder bin. Then think about the odds of a great offensive team looking for a quarterback for the third year in a row.

Lord a'mighty, it's Dollar Days gone mad.

Then again, dignity has nothing to do with it.

By now, we have come to accept the fact that almost nobody in team sports finishes where he or she started. Either money, slipping skills or dimbulb management sees to it that the team star isn't bundled off to some new locale to try and recreate decade-old magic.

That Marino is a free agent, therefore, should not surprise us. Nearly all his betters, including Joe Montana and Johnny Unitas, finished their careers in foreign climes. Only a few great quarterbacks (Sid Luckman, Bart Starr, Terry Bradshaw, Jim Kelly, a few others) get to stay in one town to be worshiped and statue-ified.

The Vikings, on the other hand, are in a very weird spot these days. Green took a chance on Cunningham in 1998 when nobody else wanted him, and got a sensational year out of him. Then, when Cunningham went down, Green already had George, the former Colt, Falcon and Raider, waiting for his chance.

And now they're both gone, guilty of making too much money.

Gone, as it is going to happen, for another old, unemployed and highly paid quarterback.

Green has not yet shared his master plan with us, but he certainly seems to be saying that young quarterbacks have to become old quarterbacks before they get to be starting quarterbacks.

Hear that, Daunte Culpepper.

Green also seems to be working for the short money yet again. Old quarterbacks come to a new team for only two reasons --- to raise the young, or to shoot the moon. If Marino at age 38 is in a hurry to repaint his legacy, then so for that matter is Green.

Of course, Marino is still considering retirement as well, just because you never get coldcocked by Bruce Smith on the 11th tee.

But the money isn't as good in recreational golf, and neither is there much chance of winning a Super Bowl ring while riding a cart with a rear-engined cooler.

Thus, we are left with the odd sensation that, yes, Dan Marino will make the change from one garish uniform to another, a short-timer working for a short-timer working for a very short-time goal. After all, there is no shorter time than right now.

And now comes very quickly in your modern NFL.

Ray Ratto of the San Francisco Examiner is a regular contributor to ESPN.com.

 


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