Dear Santa:
Just wanted to drop you a note regarding some wishes
for boxing fans in 2002. Many thanks for a generous
bounty of gifts this year. We've been nice and not
naughty, so can you see fit to deliver some of the
following in upcoming months?
Wish No. 1: A definitive ending to Tyson-Lewis
Now, Santa, we know this fight's probably going to
take place, but it's as important to the historical
loose ends of the '90s as it is to today's heavyweight
standings. Please prevent any weird Acts-of-Santa from
meddling in Tyson-Lewis, including but not limited to
dental displays of
depravity by Mr. Tyson, jab-grab-and snooze tactics by
Sir Lewis, legal problems preventing the fight from
occurring, and other acts of malfeasance. It's not too
much to ask, is it? A definitive ending would be nice
so we can wrap this one up and move on to giving the
young guys a shot at the title.
Wish No. 2: More of the little guys
Seeing as how you depend readily on those elves to do
your handiwork, Santa, this one shouldn't be too
pressing a request. More match-ups between Timmy
Austin, Marco Antonio Barrera, Bones Adams, Mark
Johnson, Johnny Tapia, Derrick Gainer and even that
little Hamed character would be great. And I'm not
talking about the fights many of them already have
scheduled through spring. Let's have the winners meet
the winners and let the little guys keep doing what
they do best - redeem boxing for all those who watch
it with a jaded eye. Big boys delivering stone-cold
knockouts gets the highlights on the 11 p.m. news, but
these guys make casual fans lifelong ones when they
collide because they give their all for 12 rounds.
And besides, Santa, what with this recession going on,
I'm sure some of your laid-off elves could easily
change careers and obtain a No. 1 WBA ranking at 122
pounds.
Wish No. 3: Hopkins-Calzaghe
Don't mean to throw you a curveball, big fella, as I
know you've probably been deluged for requests of
Hopkins vs. De La Hoya or any of the other 154-pound
stars. But realistically, all those guys can make
equal or better money fighting each other for less
risk, and they know it. Hopkins needs to
strike while the iron is hot, and it's growing colder
by the month as he quibbles with HBO over low purse
money for his Carl Daniels mandatory, and the
154-pound stars suddenly find a renewed interest in
fighting one another in lieu of him.
This Calzaghe fellow is not afraid, and he needs a big
fight like Hopkins. Plus he's naturally bigger so he
has the confidence to tackle the middleweight champ.
Please let Hopkins break Monzon's record in his next
fight so he can move on to the toughest opponent
that's likely to give him a good fight, and that's
Calzaghe. See, we were nice, we didn't ask for
Jones-Hopkins, which would probably tax even your
powers of creation (Jones might want options on next
year's Christmas receipts).
No. 4: Floyd Mayweather-Kostya Tszyu
OK, maybe we jumped the gun on next year's Christmas
requests, but let's cut to the chase. You know
Mayweather isn't going to find anything but speed
bumps at 135. We know it, and you know we know it. So
why not let Floyd sail through the division with a
couple belt-grabbing fights and
send him right through to 140. Waiting for him there
are a wealth of other good matches to prepare for
Tszyu, including Micky Ward, Terronn Millett, Arturo
Gatti, Sharmba Mitchell and Diego Corrales. Lots of
good fights between any of these guys, in fact, would
draw attention to a division
that's been largely overlooked since J.C. Chavez went
south. Tszyu-Mayweather might be the only fight in the
next couple years where Floyd is less than a 5-1
favorite, assuming you decline wish No. 5.
Wish No. 5: The Francisco Bojado Factor
Yeah, he's only nine fights in, but boxing needs him,
as eventually will Mayweather and Tszyu. It's not too
much of a stretch to see him tackling Jesse James
Leija in the coming months, is it? He's already had
more TV exposure equivalent to what most fighters get
in a career, and that's key to
getting the big purses later on (just ask Shane Mosley
what a late TV start can do for your Q-rating). Maybe
after Leija, give him a Manfredy, a Stevie Johnston,
and move on to a belt from there. If Bojado keeps
looking this good at the higher levels of competition,
Floyd Mayweather might have
something to worry about if he hasn't gotten to Tszyu
by then. Boxing needs a bright young superstar, Santa,
so please don't pull any of your cruel tricks with
this kid.
Wish No. 6: De La Hoya-Vargas
Boxing's longest-running feud in recent memory has got
to be resolved, and both fighters need one another to
resolve lingering questions. Trinidad figures to be
too much of a risk for Oscar at this point, and you
can come up with an extra few bucks to make this
fight, can't ya, Santa?
Wish No. 7: De La Hoya-Trinidad II
This one figures to be a little more exciting than the
original, because the press buildup will pit two of
boxing's biggest smack-talkers -- Floyd Mayweather, Sr.
and Papa Tito -- against one another. The action on the
dais could be more entertaining than the fight itself,
but imagine the prefight ambiance. Mayweather will be
crowing about the "new, improved" Oscar, giving Papa
Tito nasty Bernard Hopkins flashbacks. Trinidad will
be wrestling with a dented psyche, his old nemesis and
all the accompanying baggage. Will Oscar box, run, or
slug? Who knows, but there are a lot of questions
Trinidad can ask of him at 154 because he's stronger
than the drained guy that chased The Golden Boy two
years ago.
Plus, you've got to like a press conference where Don
King can't land a single quote in the following day's
write-up. The fight creates a perfectly logical
opponent for Mosley or Vargas at 154, and Hopkins at
160. It may not be the Fight of the Millennium (the
original wasn't, either, despite being
billed as it) but it can help establish the pecking
order in boxing's hottest division.
Wish No. 8: A 108-pound monster for Ricardo Lopez
You were just off by a couple years and three pounds
when you sent us Michael Carbajal and Humberto
Gonzalez a decade ago, Santa, as Lopez never moved up
to fight them. But in the twilight of a brilliant
career, the best little man since Eder Jofre has
toiled against opponents whose names we can barely
pronounce, much less recognize. Here's hoping you can
produce one good American flyweight with some name
recognition so Lopez can end his career showing us how
good he is, which is scarily effective yet largely
unnoticed. Even a second coming of a Danny Romero
would suffice.
Wish No. 9: More big fights without fear of sanctioning
bodies
Hamed-Barrera was proof that fans will pay to see a
good fight without the shakedown tactics of the WBA,
WBC and IBF present. Many good fights could be made in
the spirit of this new trend, as fighters grow tired
of paying sanctioning fees against phony mandatories.
Here's hoping the ties of
legal obligations holding various fighters to
mandatories are broken in the coming year, so we can
see various WBO, WBA, IBF, and WBC champs fighting one
another with or without the belts.
Wish No. 10: More unification
It's great for boxing, and you really delivered this
year, big guy, with unifications at 140, 160 (no
matter what the WBA says about "super champs") and
with Hamed-Barrera creating a publicly recognized
featherweight king. Here's hoping Dariusz can finally
meet Roy, the 154-pound boys can unify, and all of
boxing's other piecemeal belt holders can get together
whenever possible. Thanks for all your help, and
remember, we've been good, and we promise to keep
ignoring comebacks by
Camacho, Sr. and Duran just to prove it.
